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gallifrey-feels:

falsecatalyst:

darkhopesandbrightnightmares:

asyourshadowfalls:

thecrazyfilipino:

just saying

wait…they’re not free?

Not in America

Wait, where are they free?

literally everywhere else

gallifrey-feels:

falsecatalyst:

darkhopesandbrightnightmares:

asyourshadowfalls:

thecrazyfilipino:

just saying

wait…they’re not free?

Not in America

Wait, where are they free?

literally everywhere else

(via yogi-bare)

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yasminnxsimonee:

madeupmonkeyshit:

you know he dead after the last girl

Yagadoo

(via ruinedchildhood)

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friendsarefortheweak:

reblogalert:

Lifehack: Accidentally text the wrong person? Immediately put your phone on airplane mode and once it fails to deliver, delete the message.

Share this it might save a life

(via yogi-bare)

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marianmaidenrose:

fallingaroundagain:

lupeylycan:

un-balanc-ed:

thatwrongthing:

this shirt would fit if it weren’t for boobs: a tragedy

that shirt would fit if i had boobs: the sequel 

this shirt fits perfectly because my boobs are the right size: the fanfiction

my shirts always fit: a man’s tale

what shirt: a nudist au

(via mystic-wicc)

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2 days ago

sorry:

Someone told me yesterday that I have nice legs…. I know what you’re planning, these are my legs you cannot have them

(Source: sorry, via dontbeanassbutt)

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2 days ago

patickstump:

if you shame girls about their breast size i will push you into traffic

(Source: patickstump, via secretlyaperson)

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Lily:Sirius promise me you won't swear in front of Harry
Sirius:Yeah don't worry
*Sirius babysitting Harry*
Sirius:Fuck I dropped the pacifier
Sirius:Oh shit I swore in front of the baby
Sirius:Fuck I did it again
Sirius:Shit just stop it
Sirius:Fuck fuck-
Sirius:
Harry:
Sirius:
Harry:
Sirius:You are never talking with your mother about this
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tinychatting:

my talents include being able to sit on the toilet for 30 minutes being distracted by my phone

(via wannabegirl17)

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4 days ago

ignite-mylove-ignite:

ligerscout:

ligerscout:

Ready for April fools day
Gonna take it to school and eat it

I ate 3/4 of the jar and I made 3 teachers gag and one friend get angry at me.

fuck bro, I thought you were gunna fill all those cups with mayonnaise and hand them out at school and some serious shit was gunna go down

(via wannabegirl17)

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4 days ago

standardwhore:

seabornunicorns:

standardwhore:

seabornunicorns:

seabornunicorns:

I GET TO HAVE A CAT FOR TWO WEEKS BECAUSE SOMEONE NEEDS THEIR CAT TO BE WATCHED AND OMFG A MOTHERFUCKING CAT

Omfg tho they’re going to pay me???!!?!?? I called and they asked what my rate was and all I could say was ‘uhhh……..cat is enough’
I don’t need ur money if I have ur cat ok

send me the money

ok

hell yeah

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